writing-prompt-s The royal family employs no bodyguards A would-be assassin discovers why galwednesday Please? the crown prince said hopefully The assassin hesitated I'm not sure l'm comfortable with this Come on you're doing great Just one stab it'll be easy-peasy The prince spread his arms wide leaving his throat and chest vulnerable Look I'm going to level with you the assassin said I took this contract on the assumption that you were a bad dude Usually when a country goes bankrupt this fast it's because whoever's in charge is raiding the treasury But once l infiltrated the guard I actually had to spend time around you and you're just The assassin threw her hands up in disgust You're a really nice person! There's no getting around it! So I'm n

writing-prompt-s The royal family employs no bodyguards A would-be assassin discovers why galwednesday Please? the crown prince said hopefully The assassin hesitated I'm not sure l'm comfortable with this Come on you're doing great Just one stab it'll be easy-peasy The prince spread his arms wide leaving his throat and chest vulnerable Look I'm going to level with you the assassin said I took this contract on the assumption that you were a bad dude Usually when a country goes bankrupt this fast it's because whoever's in charge is raiding the treasury But once l infiltrated the guard I actually had to spend time around you and you're just The assassin threw her hands up in disgust You're a really nice person! There's no getting around it! So I'm not super on board with murdering you now Nothing personal But if you don't my sisters won't get the life insurance payout and the country will be in debt for the next century! I'm pretty sure arranging for your own assassination is insurance fraud Your whole job is to commit murder the prince said and now you're worried about a little insurance fraud? The assassin pinched the bridge of her nose Okay let's back up and think about this rationally Have you considered faking your own death? leaper182 This was not what I was expecting and it is glorious Mememore...